David Bushell, writing of the release:

Today I’m introducing the next generation of code editor. A modern app to satiate the needs of the discerning coder. We’re talkin’ blazing fast collaboration between man and machine.

Try out the demo below (for best experience: desktop Chrome, obvs).

If you’re reading this in RSS I have no clue what you’re about to see… maybe visit the demo it’s a fun one!

Absolutely hilarious, and unfortunately it isn’t much of an exaggeration.